Going to bed really early.
thesassyteacup: i need a man who can pay child support for all 36 of my cats
thesassyteacup: i want someone who loves me for me because i love me i love me more than anyone else i love me more than you more than money more than cocaine bitch i run this shit
favorfire: missed connections on craigslist are the best things to read oh my god
thesassyteacup: white people who think everything smells like shit lol good luck with international traveling
what the heck is this word?: dysphoria
oriotso: dysphoria is a condition in which a being feels disconnected from the world around them and this causes mental/psychological distress body dysphoria, also known as dysmorphia, is a condition in which a being feels disconnected and/or uncomfortable with their body and this causes mental/psychological distress neither of these things are exclusive to any sort of identity. the being in...
thekillgrill: canadian horror story: oh no we ran out of syrup
thecityofashes: “Zelda is a children’s game. I don’t know why you like it so much.” I’m sorry I like games for plot and not “gritty” details. Ugh, plus Zelda games are usually really dark in themes and motifs. Let’s not even touch on the subject of how Zelda is marketed to people in their 20’s. I can go on and on. There’s a reason the series has been around for 25 years.
Terrible porn name of the week: Willy Wanka
I saw a post about a Sherlock Holmes joke, and I... →
ankh-the-odd: pallas-athena: ridingcropinthemortuary: According to a study at the University of Hertfordshire, this is apparently the second funniest joke in the world. It also involves Sherlock and John going camping. I think the fandom might enjoy it. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of...
The most adorable, compact, wasteful piece of shit... →
thesassyteacup: how kawaii final fantasy type 0 is coming to the states
How to give a great handjob
Use your mouth.
If I had absolutely nothing to lose, I would call them and be like “ur an hour and a half late and u didnt call. u think this is a mothafukken game bitch? lets play.”
this-dude replied to your post: I just want to eat pizza and pretend like I’m not… ha this is awesome @ “You wont get rid of me. Ever”… and the wanting to eat pizza. Not the rejection part (although it sounds like you’re not sure… in which case.. STOP BEING NEGATIVE!!) I will just keep applying. I will pester them and bother them and keep going to interviews until they hire me. Like...
I just want to eat pizza and pretend like I’m not getting rejected from this job or something. yeah. If they don’t hire me I’m just going to apply 300 more times anyway. You won’t get rid of me. Ever. I can do this shit all day.
So is this really happening right now am I actually getting stood up by a multi-billion-dollar company wow this is sad
joshishollywood: Does anyone have the heart to tell the YouTube community that “official parody” is an oxymoron, I can’t be the only person who’s bothered to read that part of the copyright act
Apple said they were going to call me at 5. It’s 6:10. :(
guilmongivesreallygoodbread replied to your photo: I would correct her on her spelling of my name,… If type your name on my iPod it auto makes it Alex :/ I’m 2 cool for autocorrect~