Okay no seriously
you have one last chance to make a decent album like your Maybe I’m Dreaming album seriously do not fuck this up jesus christ i’ve listened to port blue so you obviously have the skill so do it
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Coming soon to TeenNick:
He’s an astrophysicist who got sucked up into a time vortex and is now stuck in high school all over again. This summer: Neil Degrassi Tyson
manwithpenis: Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but...
sociablesociopath replied to your post: hahaha no please never ever bring her up … ayn rand! oh wow way to remind me about the literary horror that was studying ayn rand in high school
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
hahaha no please never ever bring her up ever i will critique your papers and talk to you but never bring her up
eldritch-abomination: ohyousillypotato: ...
pizzaforpresident: New Hunger Games trailer! Bed scene included!
dudewheresmytardis: there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
87daysbefore: like what urges you guys to reblog a picture of a kneecap SO ARTISTIC SO BRAVE ITZ 2 DEEP 4 U~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~*(taken with instagram)
PSN role-playing game haul
Alright, I got a few games and I’ll be set for a long time: Dungeon Maker Final Fantasy Tactics (PSP ver.) Zettai Hero Project wonderful!
Dude it's snowing in sheets
How has my college not canceled class yet? on’t be surprised when nobody shows up tomorrow…
ratatoingbodypillow replied to your photo: Ooh! Friend requests :) No you don’t no1 loves you :’( ;~;
meshuggeandspice replied to your photo: Ooh! Friend requests :) how much is the 3G per month? 250MB: $15 2GB: $25 3GB: $30 I don’t really use 3G but I like the option.
ratatoingbodypillow: If I go to school tomorrow and any teachers ask if I’m feeling better I’m going to tell them no I have chronic gay bowel syndrome
If you actually spent money on those Rage Comic PS3 themes, someone needs to take money away from you because you should not possess any as you’ve clearly displayed you do not know how to use it properly.
robespierre-the-hedgehog: crookedsin: demoncolbert: i hope rick santorum makes a tumblr and sees how much we all hate him and then cries tears of blood And then sees lots of gay porn and then gets gay bowel syndrome when he realizes that gAY SEX DOESN’T EXIST IT’S NOT REAL